Hundreds of potatoes sent across australia
Popular Messages
"I know what you've done"
"You forgot my birthday"
"Nice haircut"
"Call me"
"You owe me $20"
"Did you forget?"
"We need to talk"
"I forgot to get you a present"
"Are we still friends?"
Write your message and we’ll mail a real potato to anyone.
Send a message... on a Potato
How It Works
Step 1 - Write your message
Tell us what you want written on, or stapled too your potato
Step 2 - The potato writing process
We'll expertly transfer your message onto a spud
Your recipient receives the most confusing gift ever
Step 3 - We Mail It to Them
Who Should You Send a Potato To?
A friend who forgot your birthday?
Your sibling?
Your best mate?
Annoying coworker?
Does anyone owe you money?
Your priest?
Your ex?
Your boss?
Member of local council?
Choose Your Potato
Get silly and send you buddy, or enemy a potato!
Why People Love Potato Package
Real Potatoes
Our expert team writes/attaches every message on locally sourced potato.
Anonymous Delivery
Send a mysterious potato without revealing who it came from.
We know your message is a matter of life & death.
Shipping within 1 business day
“I opened the box and just stared at the potato for 30 seconds.”
Emily R.
"My mum thought someone was threatening us."
Jake T.
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“I have never been more confused by a gift.”
David H.
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"I thought this was a mistake, then I read the potato."
Paula M.
Potato FAQs
Do you really send a potato?
Yes! In fact, we can send as many potatoes as you want.
We write on, or attach your message to a real potato and send it to the recipient ASAP.
Can I send it anonymously?
Yes! The potato package can arrive without revealing who sent it.
Can I choose the type of potato?
Yes! Our R&D team has been working tirelessly and we can now offer brown potatoes and sweet potatoes.
Are your potatoes locally sourced?
Yes! Potato Package only send locally sourced potatos.
How long does delivery take?
Potato Packages are typically sent within 1 business day so the confusion arrives quicky.