Hundreds of potatoes sent across australia
Send a Real Potato Gift
Anywhere in Australia
Anonymous sending available • Custom messages • Fast dispatch
Choose your potato gift
Write your message
Pick a potato, add your custom message, and we’ll send it anywhere in Australia.
How Potato Package Works
Step 1 - Write your message
Tell us what you want written on, attached to, or sent with your potato.
Step 2 - The potato writing process
We write or attach your custom message onto a real potato.
Your recipient receives a funny, confusing and unforgettable potato gift.
Step 3 - Sent with care
Who Should You Send a Potato Gift To?
A friend who forgot your birthday?
Your sibling?
Your best mate?
Annoying coworker?
Does anyone owe you money?
Your priest?
Your ex?
Your boss?
Member of local council?
Why People Love Sending Potato Packages
Real Potatoes
Our expert team writes/attaches every message on locally sourced potato.
Anonymous Delivery
Send a mysterious potato without revealing who it came from.
We know your message is a matter of life & death.
Shipping within 1 business day
“I opened the box and just stared at the potato for 30 seconds.”
Emily R.
"My mum thought someone was threatening us."
Jake T.
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“I have never been more confused by a gift.”
David H.
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"I thought this was a mistake, then I read the potato."
Paula M.
Potato Package FAQs
Is this a real potato?
Yes. Every Potato Package is sent with a real potato.
Can I send it anonymously?
Yes! You can send a Potato Package without revealing your name.
Can I choose the type of potato?
Yes! Our R&D team has been working tirelessly and we can now offer brown potatoes and sweet potatoes.
Can I send a potato anywhere in Australia?
Yes! We send Potato Package orders across Australia.
How long does potato delivery take?
Potato Package orders are usually prepared quickly and sent by post within Australia. Delivery time depends on the recipient’s location and postage option.
Are your potatoes locally sourced?
Yes! Potato Package only send locally sourced potatos.
What message can I put on a potato?
You can write a birthday message, joke, apology, congratulations, insult, reminder, break up message, or anything else that fits.
Ready to send a potato?
Send a funny, confusing and unforgettable potato gift anywhere in Australia.