Popular Messages

"I know what you've done"
"You forgot my birthday"
"Nice haircut"
"Call me"
"You owe me $20"
"Did you forget?"
"We need to talk"
"I forgot to get you a present"

How It Works

Step 1 - Write your message

Tell us what you want written on, or stapled too your potato

Step 2 - The "printing" process

We'll expertly transfer your message onto a spud

Your recipient receives the most confusing gift ever

Step 3 - We Mail It to Them

Who Should You Send a Potato To?

A friend who forgot your birthday?

Your sibling?

Your best mate?

Annoying coworker?

Does anyone owe you money?

Your priest?

Your ex?

Your boss?

Member of local council?

Choose Your Potato

Get silly and send you buddy, or enemy a potato!

Why People Love Potato Package

Real Potatoes

Our expert team writes/attaches every message on locally sourced potato.

Anonymous Delivery

Send a mysterious potato without revealing who it came from.

We know your message is a matter of life & death.

Shipping within 1 business day

“I opened the box and just stared at the potato for 30 seconds.”

Emily R.

"My mum thought someone was threatening us."

Jake T.

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“I have never been more confused by a gift.”

David H.

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"I thought this was a mistake, then I read the potato."

Paula M.

Personalized Potatoes for Every Occasion

At Potato Package, we believe that potato's are more than just a carbohydrate. They're also clumpy.

A personalized potatoes allow you to send heartfelt messages to friends and loved ones, making every moment kind of weird.

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